You might think all chimps are lovable third basemen that room with the guy from "Friends." But you'd be wrong -- some chimps have been known to rip off human testicles. That's right, peeling the gooseberries.Southern Californians should heed this warning, because Moe, a 42-year old chimpanzee, is on the loose in the Los Angeles area after escaping an exotic animals facility.
This isn't the first time Moe's been in the headlines. He first captured the public's imagination after he was adopted by St. James and LaDonna Davis, a couple who raised Moe to do human activities such as wear clothes, eat with utensils and watch TV. However, Moe's time living among people ended in 1999 when the chimp bit off a woman's finger and was forced to move to a sanctuary.
Tragedy struck again in 2005 when the Davises were mauled by two other chimps while bringing Moe a cake for his 39th birthday. St. James lost a foot, his nose and, most horribly, his testicles in the attack.
It is believed Moe is somewhere in the San Bernardino Forest. We strongly urge the genital-valuing public to not approach the primate.
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Thursday 03 July
By buzzer
shoot this man made monster on sight! those two nitwits that were bringing him a birthday cake should have been visiting a head shrinker instead of some chimp!
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Thursday 03 July
By Paul Kelly
That chimp must be shot on sight! those fools that keep wild animals as "children" all need a "check up from the neck up"! Leave the darn things in the jungle or the zoo!
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Saturday 05 July
By david
did they give this chip weed
Saturday 05 July
By david
did thay give this chip drugs god kill it
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