Bikini watch -- There are so many ways for guys to show their patriotism on the Fourth, from stuffing themselves with hot dogs to lighting small explosive devices. But we often hear women ask, "What can I do to prove that I am fully supportive of democratic values and federalism?"Well, you've come to the right place -- nothing says these colors don't run like dressing your naughty parts in bikinis inspired by the flag. That's right, stars-and-stripes bikinis.
So if you ladies want some fashion inspiration for the holiday weekend (or if you are a guy who likes nearly naked women in bikinis), we encourage you to take a look at our collection of itsy bitsy teenie weenie USA-promoting bikinis.
Stars and Stripes -- Bikini Babes Go Patriotic
God bless America,
Jean-Paul Aussenard, WireImage.com
Land that I love.
GQ
Stand beside her,
Tim Sloan, AFP / Getty Images
And guide her,
Flickr.com
Through the night,
Hopper Stone, NBC
With the light from above.
Flickr.com
From the mountains,
comptonsunshine.com
To the prairies,
Flickr.com
To the oceans,
Flickr.com
White with foam.
Tom Grizzle, Getty Images
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Thursday 03 July
By Carl Tapp
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS VERY UNPATRIOTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS A VIOLATION OF PROTOCOL TO WEAR ANY GARMENT
AS AN AMERICAN FLAG , OR ANY PART OF OUR FLAG . THE
ONLY EXCEPTION IS AN EMBROIDERED PATCH ON THE UNIFORM
OF POLICE , SECURITY GUARDS , ACTIVE MILITARY PERSONNEL
AND BOY SCOUTS . C. AGUILERA IS OUT OF LINE , WRAPPING
HER CHILD IN THE FLAG , AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED .
_______________ THE AMERICAN ADVOCATE __________
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Thursday 03 July
By Bubba
You are exactly right but probably 1 out of 20 people know this and should be ashamed. Agree!
Thursday 03 July
By America
Umm, no... Mr Carl Tapp you are incorrect. That's only for use of a REAL American Flag. Meaning you don't wear an actual flag around your body. Patterns, prints, painted on flags, etc... are more then alright and SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED!
Thursday 03 July
By Donna
Omg - Get real, Sir! Are you serious? Are you insane? Have you ever had any fun or any sex in your life? I suggest you try it. You might like it. That is, if you can find someone willing...
Thursday 03 July
By g unser
Well, I am an old boy scout and it appears that desecrating the American flag is not permissable. However, wearing an imitation of the stars and stripes doesn't quite live up to desecrating a eral flag. In this case, it appears that someone is offended where feeling offended isn't warranted.
Thursday 03 July
By Brandon M
I'm really hoping Carl is just sharing with us his awesome sarcasm
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Thursday 03 July
By Brandon
I don't think Carl is a fan.
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Thursday 03 July
By Shirley Ann Confer
I'm sure this is a nice slide show if you can get the pop-up window to show all the photos before it poops out and turns into a blank screen. Dial-up is the pits, but I can't afford the high-speed options this obviously assumes everyone has on their internet connection.
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Thursday 03 July
By vsop333
Shirley Ann, do you have a car payment or cable/satellite tv payment?
Thursday 03 July
By pete
carl is absolutely right...ladies take off those bikinis and body paint this instant!!!!!!!!!!lol!!
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Thursday 03 July
By UNCLE SAM
NOPE, THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TRIED IN A REAL COURT. FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION TRUMPS YOUR POLICE STATE PROTOCOL. IT IS ALSO A VIOLATION OF PROTOCOL TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT'S REAL CONVENIENT TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT WE FEEL LIKE VIOLATING.
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Thursday 03 July
By oneoctaveup
Hey, all. Here's an interesting site on Flag Etiquette and the Flag Code.
http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html
It's a great read.
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Thursday 03 July
By Mike
I would rather see these lovely ladies wearing a flag design bikini, then seeing some scummy muslims burning the flag in their third world county cesspool.
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Thursday 03 July
By ombudsman
crediting a photo to "flickr.com" is a total copout, and is probably in violation of the photo's licensing. You need to credit the flickr user, and you *should* link back to the user's photo page. Or at least contact them directly to get permission.
Given that you are crediting photos as "flickr.com" means you are probably using them without permission, a.k.a. stealing them
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Thursday 03 July
By alfavil
bOTH MY JOCKEYS AND MY TOILET PAPER ARE PATRIOTIC . . . .
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Thursday 03 July
By Alfredo R. Villanueva
both my jockeys and my toilet paper are patriotic . . . .
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Thursday 03 July
By morris
Sorry girls. The Budwieser girls will never be beaten. Now that was a spread. Love, Charlie
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Thursday 03 July
By wolf 1
If our strong healthy Girls want to show their Patriotisum by wearing a US Flag coloured Bikini, then God bless them,extreame Patriotisum is like these Bible humpers,you can't become a fanatic, or you'll start hearing voices, like the Holy Rollers, patiotisum like Religion shoud come from the Heart,and should be intelligent and faithfully ballanced,too much of anything can distord faith and Honor.
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Friday 04 July
By The Dude
Get over it carla and get a freaking life, are they wearing American flags? No, they are wearing stars and stripes, something that has been going on for decades, the person who should be ashamed is you for not having a life and trying to start something out of nothing. You are probably just jealous because I bet you have a giant ass and haven't worn a bathing suit in decades, I bet you wouldn't hesitate to eat a dozen donut's with red ,white and blue sprinkles or candy stars on them.
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Thursday 03 July
By john
#2 is correct ONLY an actual flag cannot be used in this manor .
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