Bikini watch -- There are so many ways for guys to show their patriotism on the Fourth, from stuffing themselves with hot dogs to lighting small explosive devices. But we often hear women ask, "What can I do to prove that I am fully supportive of democratic values and federalism?"

Well, you've come to the right place -- nothing says these colors don't run like dressing your naughty parts in bikinis inspired by the flag. That's right, stars-and-stripes bikinis.

So if you ladies want some fashion inspiration for the holiday weekend (or if you are a guy who likes nearly naked women in bikinis), we encourage you to take a look at our collection of itsy bitsy teenie weenie USA-promoting bikinis.

Stars and Stripes -- Bikini Babes Go Patriotic

    God bless America,

    Jean-Paul Aussenard,

    Land that I love.


    Stand beside her,

    Tim Sloan, AFP / Getty Images

    And guide her,

    Through the night,

    Hopper Stone, NBC

    With the light from above.

    From the mountains,

    To the prairies,

    To the oceans,

    White with foam.

    Tom Grizzle, Getty Images

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