Happy July 4th -- Hail, Hail the Mountains' Majesty

There are so many ways for guys to show their patriotism on the Fourth, from stuffing themselves with hot dogs to lighting small explosive devices. But we often hear women ask, "What can I do to prove that I am fully supportive of democratic values and federalism?"

Well, you've come to the right place -- nothing says these colors don't run like dressing your naughty parts in swimwear inspired by the flag. That's right, stars-and-stripes bikinis.

So if you ladies want some fashion inspiration for the holiday weekend (or if you are a guy who likes nearly naked women), we encourage you to take a look at our collection of itsy bitsy teenie weenie USA-promoting bikinis.