What do you get when you combine the impaired decision-making of a drunk driver with the questionable parking skills of an old lady? A 12-foot hole in the front of Joe's Food Mart.

Norwalk, Ca., resident Lynne Rice had frosty suds on the mind when she recently crashed her 1988 Cadillac through the display window of the Los Angeles-area convenience store. The 74-year-old then calmly exited her vehicle, walked to the cooler and grabbed herself a six-pack of Budweiser. When the cashier refused to serve her, she shoved him. The surly septuagenarian was later arrested on suspicion of DUI.

While we can't, in good conscience, condone drunk driving, we tip our future dentures to any woman of any age who is that dedicated to keeping the party going.