Every boy has his own unique way of getting his mother's attention. For Gregory Allen Praeger of Deland, Fla., that method involved throwing a three-pound package of Polish sausage at his mother's head.

Praeger, who (surprise, surprise) had been drinking, was arguing with his mother when he threw the kielbasa. While it only grazed the woman's noggin, she proceeded to contact authorities, and Praeger was arrested and charged with battery upon confessing to the processed-meat assault.

But look on the positive side: At least this domestic disturbance didn't occur during the holiday season. We'd hate to think about what kind of damage could have been inflicted by a Thanksgiving turkey or Christmas ham.

Question raised: How would you defend yourself if you were attacked by someone wielding meat?

More unlikely uses for meat with bizarre bacon products after the jump.




Most Bizarre Bacon Products

    Bacon Pop
    Walking around town sucking on a cold slice of bacon is as uncouth as it is delicious. (Trust us, we know.) But stick a bacon pop in your mouth and you get the same savory flavor without offending polite society.

    Bacon Spray
    If you have an addiction to bacon the way Elvis did, there's only one cure: the "Bacon Spray" inhaler.

    Bacon Martini
    After years of fruity feminization, it's time the Martini was made a man's drink once again by the addition of pig skin (or some other part thereof).

    Bacon Breath Mints
    If you want to impress some bitches (or even male dogs) a mouthful of bacon breath mints will definitely do the trick.

    Bacon Cup
    Now that the world is learning of this decadently succulent receptacle, it won't be long before hip-hop hype men exchange their diamond-encrusted pimp cups for bacon-encrusted bacon cups.

    Bacon Air Freshener
    Not sure about this one: If you want the room to smell of bacon (and who wouldn't?), why not just fry up a slab and get the added bonus of a yummy snack? That being said, this product would be good for messing with vegetarians or hungry dieters.

    Bacon Salt
    Like with traditional salt, bacon salt brings out the flavor in a dish. Unlike with traditional salt, the flavor will always be bacon.

    Bacon Ice Cream
    The only way this could be less Kosher is if it was soaked in blood.

    Gummy Bacon
    We're not sure if this tastes like bacon (like gummy cola tastes like cola), or taste like gummy (like a gummy worms taste like gummy). We're hoping it tastes like bacon.

    Bacon Cheesecake
    One the evolutionary chart of cake it goes cake, cheesecake,