Jul 8th 2008 By Tom Radler

Miley Cyrus Depletion Alert!

As Britney, Lindsay and the Olsen twins have amply illustrated, overexposure can be a big problem for a young star. In fact, according to "entertainment scientists," superstar teen idol Miley Cyrus may be "depleted" of entertainment value by 2013. More on these important findings in the video below. (via The Onion)

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Saturday 12 July

By Astley

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I find it funny that all of these Christians being so preachy are doing exactly what Christians AREN'T supposed to do: judging other people. I think you people need to switch religions. Go find something that fits more how you guys really are, maybe some form of occultism where you can curse people all damn'd day. OR you could own up to that title you guys wear like badges and that book you use as a shield.

This type of attitude is what scares people from Christianity and gives all Christians a bad name.

Jesus Christ himself sat down and ate with tax collectors, prostitutes and crooks....or did you all forget that part of the bible...?

I think you "Christians" need to seek Jesus, but for real this time. You guys sound eerily like a satanist with all the condemning of others to "hell" and judging.

by the way... who cares if that young girl took slightly distasteful pictures. As one person said, at least she's not pregnant. And its really her parents we need to be talkin' about. Celeb parents and parents of child stars (i.e. Lindsay Lohan) are to blame for whoring out their kids for fame by proxy and money.

for shame.

Saturday 12 July

By isabella81612

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ok ppl if you really take this seriously look at the top under the title where it lists the catagories HUMOR is the very first one it is a JOKE!!! and come on it doesn't take a waitress to figure out after all he said etchisketchistan had an earthquake

Saturday 12 July

By Barney

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The righteous wrath is out in full force this morning,I see, condemning everybody to hell as usual-----sounds like some of them are way too interested in looking at Miley Cyrus pics.

Saturday 12 July

By mb

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i love the onion.

Sunday 13 July

By G

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I hope many of you aren't taking this seriously as this is coming from a satirical newspaper.

Saturday 12 July

By amanda

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you guys are stupid...theres other things in life to worry about...let MILEY CYRUS'S parents deal with her...and let her sing and entertain as much as she wants...

Tuesday 15 July

By n

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i hope everyone realizes that The Onion is a satire

Tuesday 05 August

By I_H8_MILEY

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THANK GOODNESS!! enen tho this is fake, its true. all the retards who like camp rock, high school musical, and hannah montana are retards. Disney has lost almost half of its viewers since these things came on. They all have the same plot. Raven? needs to keep her psychic-ness a secret. Wizards of Waverly Place? need to keep their wizard-ness a secret. Hannah Montana? needs to keep her Hannah(Sucky)-ness a...you guessed it! SECRET. Plus her hillbilly jokes are not funny, and neither are the 'normal' ones. these people need LIVES. watch. I hope to God something horrible happens to her, or that she becomes a Britney. Britney was on Disney Channel too. I hate it when people are wearing Hannah stuff. I told this girl who was wearing a HM shirt that Hannah Montana died and she cried. God and HSM AND Camp Rock, AND the Jonas Brothers? GAY, GAY, and FAGx3

Saturday 12 July

By tom

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first of all its not her fault if we as a culture take every single mistake someone in the public eye makes and magnifies it 1,000,000,000,000,000 times so that they look like this horiable person when theyre not at all. and second, the bible also says that slavery is okay so not everything that it says in there is right. people need to calm the hell down, realize that it is partialy our faults for sending britany's, the olsen twins' and lindasy's life town to hell and STOP DOING IT. she's just a kid for gods sakes. have we no shame????

Saturday 12 July

By Ryan

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LOL ROFL OMG LOLOL! THE INTSITUTE OF CYRUSE? WTF IS THAT Miley Cyrus sucks, so it doesn't matter.

ROFL! MILEY USE? Stfu please, she sucks.

Saturday 12 July

By missbeebopbaloo

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quick question: why is this becoming a debate on religion?
this article is about mylie cyrus.
not god.
not jesus.
miley cyrus.
seriously people. if you wanna talk about relgion do it on a topic THATS ACTUALLY ABOUT RELIGION!

Sunday 13 July

By Shipwreck

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There is no god, there can be no god. It's ridiculous to think in terms of superior beings, An inferior being maybe because we who don’t even exist we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than god ever arranged the earth We measure, We plot we create what form you see we are the architects of our own existence what a lunatic concept to bow down before a god who slaughters millions of innocent children slowly and agonizingly starves them to death beats them tortures them rejects them what a folly to think we should not insult such a god. Damn him think him out of existence. It is our duty to think him out of existence, it is our duty to insult him Fuck you god strike me down if you dare you tyrant, you non existent fraud. It is the duty of all human beings to think god out of existence then we have a future because then and only then can we take full responsibility for who we are, and that’s what you must do. Think God Out Of Existence!

Sunday 13 July

By Charisma

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OMG get over it! This is old news and it went from being about Miley and turned into bible thumping! I have a 7 year old and so far I have been able to keep her out of the bad stuff and she is just fine! I LOVE Annie Lebowitz pics and it is hard to say NO to her because she is one of the best in the business. Its a friggin back! I am more concerned with the stuff she had on mYSPACE! How bout we leave the poor girl alone!?!?!