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Supposedly, you can get away with anything in Vegas. Naked romps, drunken benders -- you name it. Be warned, however: Naked, drunken shoplifting is not one of those forgettable misdemeanors in the eyes of Sin City officers.
Police were responding to the report of a nude shoplifter when they confronted 35-year-old Charles Sell soon after he'd allegedly stolen a beer and taken control of a public bus.
He fled questioning, running down the street naked before eventually punching out the window of a bus that serves the local handicapped community. After hanging from the moving vehicle, he forced the driver off and went on to take it for a joyride. Officers were soon able to bring the vehicle to a halt, and corral Sell. Fortunately, no passengers were on-board at the time.
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Friday 11 July
By Reg
The dumbest thing I ever did in Vegas was to fly there for a pseudo punk, religious wedding(don't ask). To add insult to injury, the reception was also dry, so most people showed up to the ceremony half tanked already. It was in June too, so it was hot as hell!
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Friday 11 July
By Isis
dumbest thing I did there was to forget where my rental car was parked at the MGM Grand's parking garage... spent an hour walking around trying to locate it... the REALLY crappy thing was that none of us could even remember what color the car was!
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Thursday 17 July
By sergeantjjsefton
Well I added a story a little while ago that involved some horrendous stupidity on my part but I guess it wasn't dumb enough so I'll just have to reach into the archives within my subconscious and see what other Las Vegas Memories I can come up with. Oh, here's one: One night it was birthday. 22nd birthday. I was broke but I wanted some beer to celebrate. It was in January and people that haven't been to Vegas don't realize it can get pretty cold there in the winter time. So I had on a long oversized trench coat. Inside the coat were two giant pockets. I walked back to where the 40oz's were and I got a couple of em and put one inside of each pocket. There was an elderly couple working behind the register and they were busy helping some customers and it seemed they were having trouble with the register. There was a heavy set man behind them messing with a fax machine or something but he had a neck brace on. So I didn't really think I would have much trouble walkin' out of there. But when I got to the door I heard some sort of bell or chimes or something. I glanced back and the elderly couple were looking at me with wide eyes so I knew something had gone wrong. Especially seeing how the guy with the neckbrace had suddenly come alive and was coming around the counter full speed and flashing a badge. So I hauled tail accross a busy intersection. Traffic coming both directions and I could hear the guy yelling at me. Stop! Las Vegas P.D.! Running full speed ahead is not really a good time to look backwards as I soon discovered. Because I stumbled over the curb and the 2 40's came popping out of my coat and into the grass. I didn't even waste time trying to scoop them up. I just got back on my feet and kept on truckin'. Luckily for me the undercover police officer was a bit overweight and having recovered the 40's I guess he had decided that he had done enough running for the evening. I never looked back. The night was still young though so I just waited around for a friend of mine to get off work. He knew it was my birthday so we were going to go out drinking but I don't think either of us would get paid until next week or so. My friend however had thought ahead and borrowed some money from one of his coworkers. Ironically when I caught up with my pal, he greeted with me a 40oz. Yeah, I done some dumb stuff in Las Vegas.
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Saturday 19 July
By selbyjones
Party on, dude!
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