For every lightbulb and automobile mankind invents, there are dozens of drunkenly conceived head pistols and anatomic underwear. These are the devices that turn on their creator like a devious Pinocchio intent on maiming and murder.
The Bachelor Guy has cataloged these failures with the help of the book, "It's A Guy Thing." This leads us to wonder, what are some new examples of awesome/stupid inventions that will turn out to be bad for humanity?
-- Bacon Flavored Air Freshener. Sounds like a great idea till you realize you've unwittingly eaten nothing but bacon for 10 days in a row.
-- An "L.A. Law Video Game." Perhaps the worst video game spin-off ever conceived.
-- The Whirlpool Fridge with Wi-Fi. Repeat after us: My fridge does not need the Internet.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
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