Beerhandle -- Because Your Brew Often Gets Bumped

The online party store Drinkingstuff recently put a product called the Beerhandle on sale. For $10, you can get a handle that snaps on to any 12-ounce can of brew. They claim it allows you to get a better "handle" on your beer -- a necessity -- because drinkers tend to knock into one another.

We guess that sounds legit, but we decided there were far more useful reasons to get this sort of grip.

1. You want to improve product placement and not hide the logo.

2. You're an intense germophobe, and don't trust the Belgians that will soon be manufacturing Bud.

3. You've just killed someone, you're very thirsty and you don't want to leave bloody fingerprints.

In other words, it's really an invention for everyone. [via Uncrate].