With the advent of Steve Jobs' newest, most-likely-to-be-obsolete-in-less-than-a-year technology, the iPhone 3G, we have to ask how it stacks up against certified Mac Chick Elise Frappier.

On Macenstein you can see 24-year-old Elise's freaky, freaky, but sexy-as-all-hell body painting. Given the lack of availability of the 3G, you might have an easier time getting to know Elise.

See the comparison and vote after the jump.

iPhone 3G

Pro: With all the networks it supports (EDGE, 3G, Wi-Fi) it'll download your porn at lightning speeds.
Con: It's still missing crucial features, like cut and paste, Flash support and multimedia messaging.
Pro: There's finally support for Microsoft Exchange, for those lucky people who get to use Outlook.
Con: Even though the unit price has dropped, the data plan makes it cost more.

Elise Frappier
Pro: Hobbies include playing Dungeons and Dragons and watching anime
Con: She's a skilled illustrator and Photoshop artist, so each of her MySpace pics could be airbrushed/somebody else.
Pro: Aside from body paint, she doesn't like to wear a whole lot of clothes.
Con: The girl's such a nerd she may even beat you at Trivial Pursuit Lord of The Rings edition.