Everyone's parents have held up their night, but we're guessing very few have had their folks hold them up at their place of work.That's exactly what happened to a clerk who was completely unaware that she was being robbed by her parents and husband at the Pizza Patron in Denton, Texas. In fact, Stephanie Martinez claims she had no idea her family was sticking up the joint until a coworker punched her father, Benjamin Ramirez, displacing the wig he was wearing as a disguise.
Benjamin was knocked out in the scuffle, but he eventually regained consciousness and fled with the pizza girl's mother and husband, who were also involved in the robbery. Police were able to apprehend the trio soon after the incident.
Authorities believe Stephanie Martinez had no knowledge of her family's plan, which seems to indicate the clan has some serious communication issues.
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Friday 18 July
By Candice
If ya can't beat them, mine as well rob them..
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Saturday 19 July
By webster
MIGHT as well.
Sunday 20 July
By Lee
Sounds like a sequel."Fun with Dick and Jane and son in law II"
Friday 18 July
By chris
What a dysfunctional family this is!!!
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Friday 18 July
By BILL RUSSELL
Thats funny must be real rednecks
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Friday 18 July
By katelyn
okay so their "real rednecks" how the hell does that even make sense? mose southern people have a lot more class and manners...plus their last name is martinez which umm seems to me to be a little hispanic? but race or stereotype doesnt matter in this issue...your an ignorant idiot.
Friday 18 July
By Batman
It's YOU'RE, not your, idiot. Anyway, the daughter is lying out her ass, she had full knowledge of the robbery. It was all schemed and she was in on it too. What better way than to hold up someone who will willingly hand the money over without a fight. Too bad they ran into a more courageous co-worker.
Sunday 20 July
By Fishnlawyr
Some idiot said: "Thats funny must be real rednecks"
Hey!!! I'm an old Mississippi public school graduate son-of-a-sharecropper with a bass boat redneck. None of my family....well, except for a couple of guy cousins...are not robbers. We work for a living...we work damned hard for people who never seem to think it's appropriate to express their thanks for a job well-done.
My guess, is that this was a bunch of dysfunctional yankees who had to come south to Texas to keep from being crucified on the cross of hypocrisy.
Monday 21 July
By brandon
rednecks? her last name is martinez buddy lol
Monday 21 July
By Darkrabbit
Well, I AM one of those Rednecks, and I'm from the South, South Jersey that is. Maybe those people couldn't afford their McMansion mortgage payments.
Friday 18 July
By rob
The parent knew who they were robbing. They did it because they wouldn't be suspects because obviously "who" holds up their kid.
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Friday 18 July
By tom
LMAO What A Bunch of Ignorant people To Of Tried to Rob A Place Their Daughter Worked At Complete IDIOTS LOLOLOLOLOL.....
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Friday 18 July
By jesse
either these people were drunk as crap or they had some real issues with their daughter. But this story is so freaken funny!!!
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Friday 18 July
By Chamberhog
"Communication issues?"... Come on!, I don't condone their behavior, but really... did you think they were going to communicate what they're doing? "Have fun at work, Honey... Your mother and I will be out robbing businesses, so don't expect to find us here when you come home" (or something like that?)
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Friday 18 July
By N Idaho Redneck
I thought we had the corner on ignorant Rednecks but guess this proves I was wrong. What imbeciles.
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Saturday 19 July
By Emily
Most "rednecks" I know are decent people who like to hunt, fish, and kick back with a cold one. I'm from Alabama. If anyone knows rednecks it would be me. Please be smart people. Stereotypes are wrong no matter what color you are, or region you are from. Stupidity transcends heritage.
Friday 18 July
By Chris D
Something just gnaws at me, how could she NOT know. I mean it was her husband, mother and father. She had to know or is blind and can't hear. You know they talked about this before they did it. Sorry i really think she knew!
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Friday 18 July
By Mitch Cumsteen
"Jimmy you knocked him out, you're a hero. . . .Holy crap you knocked out my dad you bastard. You should of hit my husband instead! He's the one who is lazy with no job while I work at this dismal place."
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Friday 18 July
By wweebles
times must be really bad when you have to rob the pizza place where you daughter works
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Friday 18 July
By Misty
Just when you think you've heard it all???? lol
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