In theory, Craigslist's "Casual Encounters" section makes it as easy to order up a sexual partner as it is to find a cheap futon. While we're not sure how often the ads actually deliver, it's fun to learn about fantasies so freakishly specific that they can only come out on the Internet.

A recent listing from Orlando, entitled "Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?" is almost certainly a joke, yet it's still highly entertaining. And really, is looking for a woman who "knows her way around the game, is open to anal sex and is also able to fake an orgasm" any more arbitrary than the other stringent requirements for potential sex partners? The scenario begins:

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed ...

Read the rest of the ad via Nerve. (NSFW)