We have often wondered what Ronald McDonald's life might have been like if he were a real man. Would he know love? Would he be tempted by drugs and excess? Would he go to jail and eventually get beheaded?
All roads certainly seem possible for the scarlet-haired hamburger hawker.Using vast photo reserves from around the Web, we have painstakingly crafted a fictional life for the McDonald's clown that frequently gave us nightmares throughout our childhoods.
The Ronald McDonald Chronicles
Ronald McDonald is born.
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He grows into a strong, young man.
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He gets a dog. They look oddly alike.
Young and With It, Flickr
He makes friends.
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Including a friend who shows him pornography for the first time. He likes it.
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He has his first kiss on a bench in the park.
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He motorboats for the first time.
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He gets his first blow job. It makes him smile.
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He begins to have confusing feelings about a male friend who calls him McDreamy.
Strange Persons
Ronald receives his first blow job from a dude. It too makes him smile.
Dbuc, Flickr
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Tuesday 22 July
By Stephen
Woah.
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Tuesday 22 July
By rofl
LOL
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Wednesday 23 July
By lfalda1107
HILARIOUS
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Thursday 24 July
By Melissa
not only is this the DUMBEST thing i've ever seen , but it's also such a waste of time ~ tell me ... what importance does this article have ? the idiocy ... =A=;;
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Friday 25 July
By lele
this is stupid
i hope the children that are online are not looking at this. It's not funny.
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Friday 25 July
By Mark
Lighten up, you sad, tight-ass bufoons! This IS freakin' hilarious! LOVE IT!
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Friday 25 July
By Jen
ROFL!
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Friday 25 July
By Vanessa
This is one of the best things I've ever seen.
Great stuff, hahaha.
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Saturday 26 July
By Dan
Offensive, yet funny... I
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Saturday 26 July
By Sarah
the GUY LAYING O U T On MCD FLOOR
IS A KETCHUP BLOOD CLASSIC / CLEAN
UP IN ORDERING AREA , PLEASE !
Sunday 27 July
By The Cheat
Lele needs a sense of humor this is hilarious and Asylum is obviously not a children's website to begin with.
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Monday 28 July
By Jamie
The one picture of Ronald with the Grim Reaper thing looks like a version of Ryuk from the manga Death Note.
Really funny!
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Wednesday 30 July
By San:)
And what if it wasn't a man at all? Check this weird ad from Japan... where Ronald McDonald is a girl!
http://www.uglydoggy.com/2007/10/mcdonalds-japanese-style.html
Weird mix between cool and creepy, uhm?
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Wednesday 30 July
By Katherine
This is so epic, made my morning.
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