There are certain libations out there that you only want to tangle with when you're young, in shape and have lots of brain cells left to lose. Foremost of these drinks is the Three Wise Men. The Three Wise Men, if you don't know, are Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and their cousin Jack Daniels. And instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh, these wise men have been known to bring mysterious bruises, venereal diseases and jail time.
If you want to know how to mix this power punch properly, Drink of the Week has the recipe for you. Otherwise, here are our suggestions on how to have a similar experience:
-- Dip into our desperate drink recipes.
-- Agitate a mule until it kicks you in the face.
-- Have your memory wiped clean like Jason Bourne.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
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Friday 29 August
By Kelley
Oh geez I had one of those the other night and the next morning I was puking my brains out!! That drink is definitely an intense one!
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