According to our polling data, you'd much rather have Mac Chick Elise Frappier than the new iPhone 3G. A good choice, especially when you consider that Frappier doesn't have a bunch of software developers following her around writing useless, vanity application love letters.

The 3G's stalkers have recently added to the obsession by creating iBeer. For only $2.99, you get a virtual frosty one.

Though it doesn't actually perform any tangible service, the program uses the iPhone's accelerometer to slosh around a beer. You can also tip it so that it looks like you're drinking it or pouring it from your iPhone to another.

Unfortunately, that'll only give you 30 to 45 seconds of simulated drinking amusement, while doing nothing for your case of the shakes. [via Ubergizmo]