Penalizing someone for passing out is an important part of drunken dillweed culture. Wasted dudes can expect to have their mouths stuffed with foreign objects and profanities written on their bodies in magic marker. However, such pranks aren't supposed to cause any serious damage.

No one told that to two California men who decided to set fire to their unconscious drinking buddy's groin area as a practical joke. For their part in the crotch fire, Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer will have to undergo 45 days in a county jail, 100 hours of community service and substance abuse education.

The pair's ill-advised stunt involved pouring a bottle of cologne on Elliot Tuleja's lap and striking a match. The ensuing fire caused second-degree burns to Tuleja's testicles and third-degree burns on his inner thighs.

Question raised: What's the worst thing you've done to a drunk friend?