After spending the tail end of high school cutting class, it's pretty clear you're not going to Yale or Amherst. Really, you just want to spend four years taking bong hits and watching "Harold and Kumar." But you're not going to find a school that fits with your enthusiasm for binge drinking, licentiousness, and overall torpor simply by looking at the U.S. News yearly college rankings.

Fortunately, The Princeton Review has got your back, with its yearly list of the top party schools in the country. The test prep company has released the results of its pseudo-scientific survey of 120,000 students at schools around the country, which asked questions about the amount of drug and alcohol use on campus, as well as the schools' attempts to combat binge drinking. The result: The University of Florida in Gainesville seems to be the top place to go if you want to spend four years in college and remember none of it afterward.

But the truth is, pretty much every school you go to (at least in the U.S.) is going to offer evenings in cramped frat houses with kegs of beer, people making out in hallways and toilets full of unflushed vomit. Even MIT -- which is, of course, notorious for its nerdiness -- is known for having killer parties. So fret not -- no need to transfer just because your school isn't high up on the list.

The full list after the jump.

1. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.

2. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.

3. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.

4. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.

5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio

6. Randolph-Macon College, Ashland, Va.

7. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.

8. University of Texas, Austin, Texas.

9. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.

10. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.

11. University of New Hampshire, Durham, N.H.

12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa.

13. University of Colorado, Boulder, Co.

14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.

15. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.

16. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.

17. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.

18. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.

19. University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, Ala.

20. Loyola University-New Orleans, New Orleans, La.

We're wondering if they factored in the wild behavior of these school's cheerleaders. Check out some recent pom-pom shenanigans below.

A History of Cheerleading Scandals

    The ASU Scandal When photos of these six Arizona State University cheerleaders in their underwear surfaced in May, Arizona State University cut their entire cheerleading program.

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    The Indiana U Scandal Nude photos of this Indiana University cheerleader were either stolen from her hard drive, or posted online by an ex-boyfriend, depending in whose story you believe. According to the girl's mother, she was consequently harassed so much that she had to leave Indiana for California.

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    The OCC Dancers ScandalThe Orange Coast College dancers, after nine consecutive championships, were shamed by released pictures showing nipple piercings, girl-girl kissing and nudity.

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    The Sacramento Kings Dancers Scandal After a handful of racy photographs of the Sacramento Kings dancers drinking alcohol and posing in G-strings surfaced on the Internet in February, Kings officials said the women "do not adhere to the principles and values of the Sacramento Kings organization."

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    The Washington Wizards Scandal Perhaps the tamest of all, the Wizards cheerleaders were photographed drinking to the point of passing out and mooning one another in a limo.

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    For the updated gallery of Winnipeg's Blue Bombers cheerleaders, click here.

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