In our last installment of Is It Porn?, 72% of you agreed that boob punching is NOT porn. We're glad that's settled, but we've come across a whole new confusing genre of possible porn -- workout videos on YouTube.
Denise Austin is a 51-year-old former gymnast with her own fitness empire, which includes books, television shows and yes, workout videos. But when we innocently typed the exercise expert's name into YouTube, we found a bounty of saucy clips with titles like "Denise Austin- Inner Thigh, Ass and Crotch Shot- Wow!!" and "Denise Austin spreads em WIDE." Most of the clips are under a minute long, seemingly too short for the watcher to break a sweat, unless the videos have some other, unintended purpose.
User comments like "I want her to do a video naked like this and spread her hott legs too" and "There's been a many a load dedicated to Denise" reinforce our suspicions that the calorie-burning clips have been repurposed for vigorous wang workouts. While the original purpose of these videos was clearly for fitness, does the fact that they're being used for masturbation purposes recategorize them as porn? See some examples and vote after the jump.
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Wednesday 30 July
By whitestripeism
I don't see a penis in a vagina.
So yeah it's not porn
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Friday 01 August
By Will
The fact that people find this kind of stuff arousing isn't any surprise to me. People these days seem to get turned on by or have fetishes for the most weird, random, and quite frankly retarded things.
At least it's not donkey porn, eh?
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Friday 01 August
By m24chl77
If it's trying to be porn, it's awfully tame. Guys can easily find MUCH more arousing material to, um ... work out to.
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Saturday 02 August
By Mad Dog
There is a thing called soft porn. You don't necessarily have to have intercourse. Today's comics are definitely soft porn. The way the female superhero's are drawn are, well, obscene for lack of a better word.
There is soft porn every where you look, in romance novels, teen magazines, etc. Soft porn gets a reaction from you in a subtle way in order for you to buy their products.
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Sunday 03 August
By bub
sure some exercise videos are designed to arouse -- nothing to do with fitness. ron harris used to produce the best exercise soft pornos. the models would do their workouts and slowly their sweat would turn their leotards from opaque to sheer. Soft porn? of course. arousing? YES
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Sunday 03 August
By James
These are hot women with great exercise ability. Some may demonstrate sensual things,but who is hardcore business all the time. Life is too short to worry about what is always what. Be positive and try it yourself. Your innerbeing may yeild good things, maybe a good-hearted and healthy sex life. Leave the porn to the filty thought and explore exercising the mind.
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Tuesday 05 August
By CY
GOD BLESS PORN
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Tuesday 05 August
By Tim Boggs
I wouldn't call it 'porn', but it definatley has the right music hahaha!!!!
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Wednesday 06 August
By KyleQ
Those who want to see exercise porn can look up Hanna Hilton's Naked Yoga. As for previous slightly racy yoga that already exists, it is purely for fitness. Anyone with a perverted mind can use their imagination and bend those exercises out of their intention. Remember, it is the media that has placed our private parts in the category of being both distasteful and vulgar, so it is to be no surprise that physical exercise is deemed vulgar. Think about what this is doing to our society.
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Friday 08 August
By bmn
Ms. Austin is most agreable to the eye of the shallow american male (me)
I go to the gym 6 days a week, yes the main purpose of this activity is personal improvement, better health, & a longer life. The best side effect of regular exercise is it causes my wifes panties to disolve like magic. When i'm tired, or just don't feel like it, this side effect keeps my commitment strong.
There are some very attractive ladies at my gym, yes watching them workout is enjoyable. Yes the fact that they are there motivates me to work harder, & get stronger. Yes i have dreamed that the 6'2" bodybuilder chick would grab me, pin me to the wall, use me, & throw me to the side like a rag doll.
I do think it's a bit much to call exercise video, or a trip to the gym "Porn" I don't think anyone who would call Ms. Austins work porn has ever really watched porn to begin with.
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Saturday 23 August
By rlcebrown
Though it's not their purpose to produce porn, and it's obviously more or less family friendly, a lovely lady (or ladies depending on the clip) who happens to have gorgeous legs and a lovely crotch, well, it gets my attention. So what's wrong with appreciating a good looking woman? Huh?
Saturday 20 December
By ED
This is porn for a 50 yr old living in his parent's basement.
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Saturday 07 February
By opinionated1
The basket cases that think this is porn must have a field day when the summer olympics come around. Anything can be twisted into porn, think about it.
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Wednesday 25 February
By mark griego
Very nice, but not porn.
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