8. Danko Jones -- "Bounce"

This fuzzy grinder by Canadian hard rockers Danko Jones should be the most popular stripper song of all time. Why it isn't, we don't know. All we know is, there's not a single girl we've played it for that hasn't wanted to act it out. You can thank us later.



7. Apollonia 6 -- "Sex Shooter"

We could say any Prince song will do, but this number, sung by one of his many protégés in an infamous scene from "Purple Rain" is sure to bring out the exhibitionist in your lady. Or at least make her giggle. (This amateur dance video should give you an idea of how much this track makes any woman want to wiggle.)