We've heard that God works in mysterious ways, but we assumed the Lord Almighty had better things to do than manipulate puffed corn. Alas, we may be mistaken.A Missouri woman is claiming she recently discovered a depiction of the crucifixion in her Cheetos. "I think I found Jesus on a Cheeto, as funny as that sounds," said Kelly Ramey of High Ridge, who calls her cheezy find "Cheesus."
Ramey's pastor, David Bennett, was not as enthusiastic about the Cheeto's theological significance, but he thinks some good may come of it. "If people can find Jesus, somehow, in each of us like she's found in this object, that would be a wonderful thing."
Ramey plans to keep her divine snack food in a safe deposit box. If she ever decides to get enterprising, she might score some big bucks with Cheesus. After all, someone paid $1,350 earlier this year for a cornflake shaped like the state of Illinois.
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Friday 01 August
By thesharkguys
Wow, another sighting for our Top 10 Jesus Sightings List! This keeps giving and giving!
http://www.thesharkbook.com/blog/2008/05/holy-christ-in-cornflakes-top-10.html
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Sunday 03 August
By JS
I just took a crap that looked like Jesus, yet sadly I flushed it. Too bad maybe I could have made some money.
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Sunday 03 August
By Noneya
What do these people smoke?
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Sunday 03 August
By Jimbo
God is everywhere. Just eat the freakin' cheerio and go about your business.
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Sunday 03 August
By davey
Next thing you know someone will claim they saw jesus after taking care of business in the crapper.
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Sunday 03 August
By larrendell
I don't think it was Jesus on the Cheeto. I think it was Gumby. He got tired of green!
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Sunday 03 August
By doreen
COULD BE "MR. BILL!"
Sunday 03 August
By Dale
Cheesus looks more like the fire-guy on the fantastic 4 ....Flame ON!!
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Sunday 03 August
By Hezakiah
Last year,some guy put two Cheetos that were stuck together on Ebay as "the legs of Christ" and got 76 bucks.Another guy put some stuck together Funions on Ebay that he said looked like "the madonna and child" and got a whopping 610 bucks for that.People are idiots.
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Sunday 03 August
By frank
beat it and eat it!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday 03 August
By james
and just when i thought the world chouldnt get any more strange along comes this wacko..just goes to prove people will do anything for a buck or attention
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Sunday 03 August
By Terry
Good grief the world is still pervaded with nitwits. How can anyone claim the likness of Jesus on anything when nobody knows what he looked like. That's assuming he ever existed at all.
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Sunday 03 August
By Truthteller
Right on, Terry. I'm with you. Let's see some proof. Also, the cheetos look like a representation of the female reproductive organs, instead of a person.
Sunday 03 August
By linda
HE DID EXIST. NOBODY CAN BE SAVED THROUGH ANY OTHER NAME.
Sunday 03 August
By JC
Let me guess? You must be a athiest, arent you? What would make you say "thats even if he exists" if you was not one.
Sunday 03 August
By Pastor Sandie
It does not matter about the cheeto, the whole idea is that somewhere she had Jesus on her mind and it came out in that way. This is a good thing because it reminds of of what he came here to teach about and that was a loving God, so if you get your reminders that God is pure love and we ar all connected and you should love yourself first then your neighbor, then I say have as many cheetos as you like! Love, Light and Inspiriations abounding Pastor Sandie
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Sunday 03 August
By Mike
You twisted, dememnted, delusional psycho sheep need to really wake the hell up. 1st new rule for you dingbats: There is no god!
Sunday 03 August
By OhReally??
Turn the Cheeto's around and they look like an under-endowed case of shrinkage
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Sunday 03 August
By arleenmarie
GOD.......PLEASE HELP THIS POOR WOMAN! ! !
HOLY COW..........
WHAT'S NEXT IN THIS DELUSIONAL SOCIETY OF "GOD-FEARING" JERKS. . . . . . .
THIS FELL OUT OF THE HOPPER WRONG. . . . .
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Sunday 03 August
By email4kh
Jesus loves
crunchy snack foods.
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