Los Angeles jeans maker Key Closet is making the jeans you never knew you needed. Forget about rhinestones or acid wash -- you can show the world that you're willing to put your money where your ass is with a new line of designer jeans that go for a cool $10K. That's right, $10,000 and they're not even bulletproof. The glitzy garb includes 1,000 Swarovski crystals, hand-drawn designs and one-carat diamonds. Of course, we'd only consider picking up a pair if the design says "Zeppelin Rules" and they come with a bodyguard.
Key Closet claims to be committed to social responsibility, so 30 percent of the proceeds will go to building schools in Uganda, where we're sure they love hearing stories about Americans wearing pants that cost about as much as feeding their entire village.
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Monday 04 August
By judy, nyc
I guess this is it. French Revolution time. I would not want to be the person wearing those jeans, as I am fond of keeping my head out of a basket. These people do not get it. We are fed up with the bucks ethos. Americans don't have an aristocracy, but we have always favored those with the biggest pile of money. This is in much the same way as our monkey cousins pay homage to the one who gathers up the biggest heap of bananas and leaves. We have to call a halt though, as each day leaves most of us poorer and crazier. I pray someone a lot wiser than I figures out how an entire society became so demented and exceedingly airheaded (and I'm not just talking about Obama). I suspect that answer may lead us to gw's fixation on high fructose corn syrup (hey, meat guys! let's put it in the weenies).
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