U.S. paper money contains higher trace levels of cocaine than any other world currency.Chemists found that the average U.S. bill has between 2.9 and 28.8 micrograms of cocaine on its surface. Meanwhile, the study showed that Spanish money has the highest trace amounts among European nations.
This doesn't mean the average bill was handled by a cocaine user. Traces of the drug can spread easily from bill to bill in devices like ATMs and bank counting machines. However, the numbers do suggest that Americans love cocaine.
So, if you're scoring at home, fill in the U.S. for both the fattest and the most coked up nation on Earth. Given coke's appetite-suppressing qualities, it sounds as though we're just not getting enough cocaine to the right people.
By the way, OD'ing on cocaine does not qualify as an interesting way to die. Check out some crazy ways people actually kicked after the jump.
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Sunday 10 August
By JoJo Beans
Cocaine was always my favorite! Yummy! I knew I wasn't imagining that many of my bills smelled like fresh, yummy cocaine.
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Sunday 10 August
By Dawn
The big question here is,when did Mexico become a European country
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Sunday 10 August
By Laura
Spanish=Spain, not Mexico
Sunday 10 August
By whiskeybnt07
LOL No s hit but i think they might b talkin bout spain
Sunday 10 August
By Shannon
They're talking about the country Spain, not Mexico.
Sunday 10 August
By Duke
It's the Spanish Euro that found the largest trace amount of cocaine.
Sunday 10 August
By Recce1
When you consider the amount of money government, local, state, and federal, make from Civil Asset Forfeiture, the traces of drugs found in money is frightening. Under Civil Asset Forfeiture, government needn't even charge a person with a crime, let alone convict them, in order to confiscate money found with traces of drugs. One person had over $124,000 confiscated when a drug dog alerted to his cash even thought the government couldn't show any connection with criminal activity.
Now if I were a conspiracy buff, I would wonder if the government itself hadn't tainted the money supply so that it could confiscate it at will. Perhaps it's time to require a crime be proven with a conviction obtained before asset forfeiture is allowed so as to protect property rights. Oh, I forgot, with the SCOTUS's Kelo Decision, property rights in America no longer exist.
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Sunday 10 August
By Recce1
Dawn, the last time I checked, Spanish as in "Spanish money" which was referred to in the article referred to Spain. And in my last graduate college course in International Politics Spain was considered a European country. Do you have information to the contrary?
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Sunday 10 August
By rachel
The article said Spanish as in Spain, not Mexican....=P
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Sunday 10 August
By Debra Anne
Dawn
That's a joke right? SPANISH as in SPAIN which is in EUROPE. Doof.
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Sunday 10 August
By Daniel
It's comments like hese that annoy the hell out of me; a large number of Americans classify all Spanish people as either; Mexican, Puerto-Rican, Cuban, etc. A Mexican will say that they are Mexican, a Cuban will say that they are Cuban, they are all classified as Latinos,...NOT Spanish. If you don't know that Spanish means Spain, the country, then please either take a world culture/geography course at your nearest community college, or refrain from posting ignorant comments on ANY forum, thanks.
Sunday 10 August
By Osiris
I think Dawn was just waking up, or maybe, a little high...?
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Sunday 10 August
By IamThe1Johnson
. . . high or just stupid!
Sunday 10 August
By steven
hey im high and i know that spanish refers to spain...an european country
Sunday 10 August
By jen
Dawn was in the counting house counting out her money
Licking her fingers and feeling very funny
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Sunday 10 August
By Jiggy
She dont lie, she dont lie. cocaine !
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Sunday 10 August
By teresa
hey dawn...be cool stay in school.. and look at a map slick
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Sunday 10 August
By BILLYK
GET OFF DAWN'S BACK PLEASE----SHE IS A GREAT
LOOKING "BLOND".
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Sunday 10 August
By Osiris
Re: Jen
...then she (Dawn) went outside after painting her fingers and toes...
and suddenly she realized, she wasn't wearing clothes.
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Sunday 10 August
By Denny
I believe that Spain is the European Nation...I don't see where Mexico is mentioned..duh
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