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In the interest of full disclosure, we strongly believe Subway skimps on toppings and grossly exaggerates their role in Jared's weight loss. That being said, we're not calling 911 on them.

That extreme measure was recently taken by 42-year-old Reginald Peterson of Jacksonville, Fla. Peterson dialed up the emergency hotline twice to report his local Subway (after his first call, he dialed up again because the police hadn't arrived quickly enough). His emergency complaint was that the store's "sandwich artists" had neglected to add sauce to his spicy Italian.

Employees said Peterson was already acting belligerent before he made the calls. When police finally did arrive on the scene, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. When his rage failed to abate, they arrested him on charges of making false 911 calls.

Want to see some folks who don't worry about a little thing like sauce? Check out pics from the competitive eating circuit after the jump.

Competitve Eating

    Joey Chestnut is declared the winner of the annual hot dog eating contest, Friday July 4, 2008, in the Brooklyn borough of New York. Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi with 59 hot dogs in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off. (AP Photo/Ed Ou)

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    Takeru Kobayashi, of Japan, left, and Joey Chestnut battle to eat the most hot dogs in under ten minutes in the annual hot dog eating contest, Friday July 4, 2008, in the Brooklyn borough of New York. Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi with 59 hot dogs in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off. (AP Photo/Ed Ou)

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    Joey Chestnut holds up the mustard belt after winning the annual hot dog eating contest, Friday July 4, 2008, in the Brooklyn borough of New York. Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi with 59 hot dogs in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off. (AP Photo/Ed Ou)

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    Takeru Kobayashi, from Japan, left, Joey Chestnut, center, and Sonya Thomas battle to eat the most hot dogs at the annual hot dog eating contest, Friday July 4, 2008, in the Brooklyn borough of New York. Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi with 59 hot dogs in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off. (AP Photo/Ed Ou)

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    Takeru Kobayashi, of Japan, left, and Joey Chestnut battle to eat the most hot dogs in under ten minutes in the annual hot dog eating contest, Friday July 4, 2008, in the Brooklyn borough of New York. Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi with 59 hot dogs in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off. (AP Photo/Ed Ou)

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    NEW YORK - JULY 4: Competetors in the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest eat hot dogs July 4, 2008 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Chestnut won the competition in sudden death overtime, eating a total of 59 hotdogs. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)

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    NEW YORK - JULY 4: Takeru Kobayashi (L) and Joey Chestnut (C) compete in the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest July 4, 2008 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Chestnut won the competition in sudden death overtime, eating a total of 59 hotdogs. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)

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    NEW YORK - JULY 4: Takeru Kobayashi (L) and Joey Chestnut (C) compete in the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest July 4, 2008 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Chestnut won the competition in sudden death overtime, eating a total of 59 hotdogs. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)

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    NEW YORK - JULY 4: Hot dog eating fanatics wait for the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest July 4, 2008 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Joey Chestnut won the competition in sudden death overtime, eating a total of 59 hotdogs. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)

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    NEW YORK - JULY 4: Two police officers look over the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest July 4, 2008 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Joey Chestnut won the competition in sudden death overtime, eating a total of 59 hotdogs. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)

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