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This past week, working out has been on our minds, and when something is on our minds, it is inevitably viewed through the prism of sex and ridicule.

We asked two specific questions: WTF are these bodybuilders doing? and Are Denise Austin's workout videos porn. In case you were wondering, 70 percent did not think Denise Austin's workouts were porn and no one knows what those bodybuilders are doing.

But now we have a new question: Which video gives you a better workout? It's a muscle Masterclash! See our stats and vote for the winner after the jump.

"Bodybuilders"

Strengths: Any time a gigantic muscle man in a Speedo tries dancing to techno it's going to be a good time.

Weaknesses: It's never comfortable watching a grown man slathered up in an excessive amount of baby oil.

Special Abilities: If you're not falling out of your seat with laughter after watching this video. then you might want to consider testing to make sure you're not a robot. Of course, the only way to be sure is to break the first law of robotics and kill a human. Good luck.

"Denise Austin"

Strengths: Whether Denise Austin admits it or not, these videos were intentionally shot as softcore porn designed to give your hand a workout. If you do that while stretching, it's pretty much the same thing as yoga.

Weaknesses: If you stop and think about it, Denise Austin is probably old enough to be your grandma. Don't think about Grandma ... Don't think about Grandma ... Too late.

Special Abilities: While you will probably never want to be like a bodybuilder, you almost certainly want to be with Denise Austin. Her special ability is a little thing called inspiration.

We think that Denise Austin, with her heaving and concern for your well-being, is the undisputed winner of this competition.



Have an idea for a Masterclash? Let us know in the comments section.