A common misconception is that nerds can't get chicks. In actuality, many nerds could do alright with the ladies, but they are unmotivated, due to the fact that women rarely have a pet pterodactyl, like the one to the left.That's why nerds have resorted to drawing their own porn (and we're grateful for it). The images are often of impossibly curvaceous babes in fur-lined, armor-plated bikinis riding dragons. Never mind that it makes no sense. It's all about lust with just a hint of fantasy violence thrown in the mix for kicks.
Below are a few examples of what we're talking about, and as an added bonus, we've embedded clips from "Heavy Metal" and "Wizards" after the jump.
(Editors Note: We didn't include anime because we didn't want to put together a 150,000-image gallery).
Fantasy Babes -- Dragons, Unicorns and Bikinis
Slaying a dragon with a flaming sword while wearing a bikini and riding a unicorn/Pegasus should be an Olympic sport.
Lone Grey Squirrel
Final issue? It's hard to imagine that Dragon magazine could go under. What's next, Time?
Dragon Magazine
This creepy evil elf babe looks like she's either going to kill someone or masturbate.
Daily Revolver
Quick, duck! She can see you!
Apple Blossom Art
It is just us or does that woman seem to be excited by the prospect of getting licked by a devil tongue?
Excessive chrome is a telltale detail common in late 80's nerd porn.
It's amazing that more girls weren't tempted to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Dragon babes in space? Sure, why not.
altavista.org
Fur-lining cleavage keeps breasts just as warm as if they were covered up.
Fortune City
How many times have you been in this situation?
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Thursday 09 September
By Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard
Before you post your article you should define what a "nerd" means... And according to my opinion it's not a kid or teenager who isn't beautiful or handsome and deals with painting fantasy, computers, books, instead of parties, hook-ups, football and other so popular activities... It's rather someone who's beautiful or handsome but narrow-minded and his/her head could only bear thoughts about sex, parties, money, cars...
Usually all those guys who are defined as nerds at school become much more popular in the future than any muscle guys with no brain, or beautiful girls who think only of a good marriage or all the money they will gain after the divorce... So, finally the popular become nerds, right?
And don't forget all the fantasy drawings and books contain much more than erotic thoughts or images (not porn, it's erotica, porn we see on tv and in other books, not in fantasy genre!). There's wisdom, much more wisdom than in any movie or book about so popular guys from present times... Where else one can find such thoughts: "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
- J. K. Rowling
The most usual desire is to be unusual. Shakespeare
One can fight money only with money! my Tale Of The Rock Pieces.
What monsters would walk in the streets, if the faces of many people were as ugly as their thoughts?! Masters of science fiction.
Even in the hottest fire there's a bit of water. my The Opposite Of Magic.
There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. Never-ending Story.
All the problems in the world lead to one - narrow-minded people! my Incredible Future.
Best wishes to all fans of fantasy! Let the wonderful noise of the sea always sounds in your ears! (a greeting of the water dragopns' hunters - my Tale Of The Rock Pieces).
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