With the inherent dangers of serving hot coffee in skimpy swimwear, we were afraid we'd someday hear that one of our beloved bikini baristas had accidentally scalded her exposed parts, which is to say, the majority of her body. Instead, one of the comely coffee servers turned boiling water into a weapon by hurling it at a persistent flasher.

Jamae Feddock, a bikini barista at Java Girls in Washington, said a man dressed in a white bra and panties drove up to the espresso stand's window several times while touching himself.

"He has underwear over his face, he's wearing hot pink panties now and the underwear that he was wearing is over his face and there's a little peephole so he can see," said Feddock of the perp. The man's license plate was also obscured with another pair of his apparently limitless supply of women's panties.

When the man returned for thirds, another bikini-clad employee scalded him by tossing a cup of boiling water in his lap. This kind of thing is the main reason we enjoy iced coffee year round (of course, this is also why we wear pants).

Watch the video after the jump and remember to leave semi-nudity to the professionals.



Are you a fan of bikinis? Check out our favorite patriotic swimwear below.


Stars and Stripes -- Bikini Babes Go Patriotic

    God bless America,

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    Land that I love.

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    Stand beside her,

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    And guide her,

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    Through the night,

    Hopper Stone, NBC

    With the light from above.

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    From the mountains,

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    To the prairies,

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    To the oceans,

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    White with foam.

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