Aug 21st 2008 By Jeremy Taylor
Barroom Debate -- Should There Be Olympic Football?
Peyton Manning is currently spearheading an effort to have football included in the Olympics, and is encouraging the public to sign a petition to give the gridiron its place in the competition.
But should American football be part of the games? In 2012, baseball and softball will be dropped from the Olympic roster, and it seems the IOC owes America at least one event, football or otherwise, in which the U.S. would be among the gold medal favorites. Let's consider the options ...
American Football
Pro: NFL preseason games sell out in Mexico and Japan, and last year a regular season game in London was the hottest ticket in town. The rest of the world sees in football the qualities that have made it our number one sport, and including it in the Olympics would only widen its appeal (and allow for a few more friendly wagers, of course).
Con: A 160-pound Namibian wide receiver who learned his craft from a Jerry Rice coloring book goes over the middle and is flattened by a 240-pound throat-slash-gesturing strong safety from the University of Miami. If football becomes an Olympic sport, that scene gets repeated for like the next 60 years.
More sports we'd like to see in the Olympics after the jump.
Golf
Pro: There are world-class golfers from all corners of the globe, and most Olympic host cities already have top-notch golf facilities. It's a little baffling why golf isn't an Olympic event already.
Con: Anything that furthers the misconception that golf is an athletic endeavor will just encourage the worldwide obesity pandemic.
NASCAR
Pro: If the Olympics awards equestrian riders medals for prancing pleasantly around a track on a horse, why not let stock car racers go for the gold at 180 miles an hour?
Con: High-strung race car drivers often have post-race scuffles, and a medal stand smackdown is against everything the Olympics stands for.
Lacrosse
Pro: Lacrosse isn't just a regional sport in the United States, it was also invented by Native Americans and is the national sport of Canada. That's the stuff of the soft news segments that help drive networks' Olympic coverage.
Con: Lacrosse will be ignored by the traditional sporting powers, and soon become the exclusive dominion of small, over-privileged white countries like Luxembourg and Liechtenstein.
Ultimate Fighting
Pro: It would be interesting to see how fighters from different countries approach the octagon: the Japanese with karate, Russians with wrestling, Cubans with boxing and the French with their body odor.
Con: Thanks to serious injury and competitors regularly spilling blood, this sport has only recently been legalized in many states, so there might be a little red tape in getting this one instated.
But should American football be part of the games? In 2012, baseball and softball will be dropped from the Olympic roster, and it seems the IOC owes America at least one event, football or otherwise, in which the U.S. would be among the gold medal favorites. Let's consider the options ...
American Football
Pro: NFL preseason games sell out in Mexico and Japan, and last year a regular season game in London was the hottest ticket in town. The rest of the world sees in football the qualities that have made it our number one sport, and including it in the Olympics would only widen its appeal (and allow for a few more friendly wagers, of course).
Con: A 160-pound Namibian wide receiver who learned his craft from a Jerry Rice coloring book goes over the middle and is flattened by a 240-pound throat-slash-gesturing strong safety from the University of Miami. If football becomes an Olympic sport, that scene gets repeated for like the next 60 years.
More sports we'd like to see in the Olympics after the jump.
Golf
Pro: There are world-class golfers from all corners of the globe, and most Olympic host cities already have top-notch golf facilities. It's a little baffling why golf isn't an Olympic event already.
Con: Anything that furthers the misconception that golf is an athletic endeavor will just encourage the worldwide obesity pandemic.
NASCAR
Pro: If the Olympics awards equestrian riders medals for prancing pleasantly around a track on a horse, why not let stock car racers go for the gold at 180 miles an hour?
Con: High-strung race car drivers often have post-race scuffles, and a medal stand smackdown is against everything the Olympics stands for.
Lacrosse
Pro: Lacrosse isn't just a regional sport in the United States, it was also invented by Native Americans and is the national sport of Canada. That's the stuff of the soft news segments that help drive networks' Olympic coverage.
Con: Lacrosse will be ignored by the traditional sporting powers, and soon become the exclusive dominion of small, over-privileged white countries like Luxembourg and Liechtenstein.
Ultimate Fighting
Pro: It would be interesting to see how fighters from different countries approach the octagon: the Japanese with karate, Russians with wrestling, Cubans with boxing and the French with their body odor.
Con: Thanks to serious injury and competitors regularly spilling blood, this sport has only recently been legalized in many states, so there might be a little red tape in getting this one instated.
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Friday 22 August
By Tyler B
All I see are a lot of comments coming from people who are scared to see the Americans wipe the floor with them at another event. But I'll be honest, football shouldn't be in the Olympics becase the Americans would dominate the competition; it wouldn't be fair. As for why we don't compete better in soccer, its because all our real athletes play real sports like AMERICAN football.
I would like to see Rugby in the Olympics though, its an interesting enough sport, but for those people saying American football is a softer version of Rugby why don't you try teaching Brian Urlacher, Ladaniam Tomlinson, Osi Umenyiora, Jason Taylor and the rest of the NFL how to play the sport, then I bet you would find out how much more physical american football players really are.
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Friday 22 August
By Liam UK
Rather amusingly, the petition is to make Football an Olympic sport. Football, as every other country in the world sees it, it already in the Olympics. Did you mean to write a petition for AMERICAN football to be in the Olympics?
Yanks!
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Friday 22 August
By David
Why include American 'football' (where, ironically, the ball is carried using your hands) where you can include Rugby, which is *way* older and has strong teams all over the world?
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Friday 22 August
By Jonathan Cyr
It's the last sports I would add at the Olympics. The only other country that plays it beside United-states is us in Canada, but we pay "Canadian Football"...
Rugby should be in it, Golf was there from 1900 to the mid 20's and should be back. They are played in many countries and are fun to watch.
Thanks to publish my comment and sorry for my poor english...
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Saturday 23 August
By Tampa Jason
I'm not sure if American Football will work in the Olympics, but if curling and that gay hand ball game can make it, there's always hope.
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Sunday 24 August
By Cor
I think Rugby should be in. I am an NFL fan and would love to see football (as we call it) in the olympics, I just don't see how it could make it. As the NFL plays right now, a team gets a week between games (most the time), in the olympics the best they could do is maybe every 3rd day. The logistics just doesn't seem to be able to work out. The article makes a great point about the size differences and skill differences of players from the NCAA ranks going against teams in countries that have only played the game a few years.
I was under the impression that Europe had a football league but it ended in 2007.
As far as sports in and out of the olympics - I could go through the list and about 1/3rd of them I think could go - I'm sure different people would have a different set. I do think rugby would be a good addition. Also, racketball, lacrosse, or jai alai are all good to go for me. I'm open to other sports that I might not be aware of - just no more table tennis or badminton.
For some of you in other countries what are popular and not so popular sports of your country that we in the USA might not be aware of?
Cor
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Tuesday 26 August
By James
American football is completely irrelevant outside america. Adding it to the olympics would be like adding sumo wrestling. No one gives a damn about american football or sumo wrestling on a global level. No one ever will. It will never be anything more than a minor sport globally. Too slow and boring for everybody outside america.
Other than its lack of popularity, another problem is the name. Football is already an olympic sport and has been for over a hundred years. American football would need to change its name to make way for the more popular and important code of football that is already in the olympics.
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Sunday 14 September
By Patriotfan1237
the sports of shooting and equestrian are really minority sports just like tackle football.. why are they in the olympics in th 1st place. they shouldnt be!!! no human effort at all!!!
Saturday 30 August
By ...................
if you want motor racing in the olympics look up the "race of champions". its the only format that would have the slightest chance of working because it can fit in a normal stadium
NASCAR would be shite because in a field of 40, 35 would be american and the tracks would end up as unused eyesores.
as far as the rest go : Domestic sports, not worldwide
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Wednesday 03 September
By Mart
Firstly, I think the vote sucks eggs, because it doesn't have an 'Other' option, which would surely win the vote up against such a poor spectrum of america-centric alternatives. American democracy in action.
I think the reason so many people are against American Football in the olympics has a lot to do with America's idea of a Global Sporting event.
America's idea of Global - World Series
America's idea of Sport - man with rifle - deer without
'nuf said
Rugby has my vote - unfortunately not in this poll.
Might I suggest another campaign
A campaign to stop Americans saying Retard/Retarded in forums and on BBS
It's overused, Youtube is plastered with it. Americans are walking talking cliches of themselves.
A retard is a slang expression for someone who is mentally or physically retarded. If they knew someone afflicted by such a disability perhaps they would not be so quick to say it - then again, what do they care. Have they considered it's more disturbing to a disabled person reading than it would be to the comments recipient.
It's worse than racism it's prejudice against people who had no say in their condition and are powerless to defend themselves. And I don't mean to tar all Americans with the same brush - but there's a lot of bad apples, and they make the whole barrel stink.
Sorry for going slightly off topic.
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Wednesday 10 September
By Rikki
Golf is played everywhere...every country on earth. Where is American football played.....USA. You surely must be joking at it becoming an Olympic sport. Get real !
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Thursday 11 September
By john doe
wow. and i never thought a country could actually become this ignorant...
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Sunday 14 September
By xxjluquexx88
check this website you ingnorant....
www.ifaf.info
currently there are 52 nations that actually play ther sport.
plus read my other facts below...
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Friday 19 September
By lean1
You are having a laugh right? The Olympics already has basketball, played by freaks and rounders (sorry softball) played by geeks and now your proposing the rest of the world should be subjected to a pastime (I cant even bring myself to call it a sport) where fat freaks in body armour spend four or more hours advertising just about anything that is bad for you, the Olympics are about sporting excellence not commercial breaks, about courage not fear of physical contact Rugby fits this bill rather than a game requiring crash helmets, body armour and teams of about 60 or 70 (players) participants.
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Thursday 15 July
By Stevan
LOL. A handful of queers playing this cheap rip-off of Rugby doesn't mean this "sport." is taking off. It's a well-known secret on London's streets that gay clubs consider this a gay-friendly "sport" and encouraged their members to go to the NFL London games. That's what everyone sees in American "football." A sport for gays that only fat couch-potatoes can apreciate. None of this rubbish at the Olympics, please.
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