You don't want to be one of those yuppies on the slopes with a squawky walkie talkie -- the range stinks, and you're likely to crush it when you don't stick the landing on that next jump. Fortunately, Swany has the next generation of communication for snow freaks: the G.Cell Glove.

This is the first hands-free snowboarding glove that sports a full cell phone with Bluetooth. It comes complete with a voice command dial system and a charging cable. The speaker and microphone are integrated into the palm and the thumb, so you won't look completely insane as you talk into your glove.

The G.Cell Glove will be available this holiday season for $500, and we're really hoping the marketing campaign steers clear of the tagline "Talk to the Hand."