If you're reading Asylum at the office, you've already found the ultimate way to slack off at work. But according to College Humor, we're not the only game in town.They've created a list of simple ways to slack off, and despite the competition, we sincerely admire their efforts. But just in case breaking your own neck doesn't seem appealing, we thought we'd offer a couple of our own suggestions for how to slack.
-- Start smoking. Smokers get to go outside and just hang out all the time. Lung cancer is a small price to pay for a five-minute break every two hours.
-- Look at porn/fantasy football/World of Warcraft at work with this nifty software program. Nothing makes the work day go by faster than looking at porn.
-- Spread a rumor around the office that you killed a man and voilá, everyone will leave you alone.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
Elsewhere in the manly "sack pack" universe today ...
Nitro's Jim Gillette Hits Insane Scream (Banned In Hollywood)
Stupidest Goalkeeper Ever (Linkognito)
Throw a Political Party (The Bachelor Guy)
Gwen Stefani Can Outweird You (Holy Taco)
747 Struck by Lightning (Double Viking)
Shoe Shine Distracted by Boobs (WeakGame)
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Sunday 24 August
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excuses me? we wonder why people A) think its cool to kill B) Smoke them selfs to deth C) look at porn PEOPLE THINK THIS IS COOL BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE THIS come on people CARE
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