Prepare for the Flicks of Fall '08

Time is slowly, steadily creeping toward fall which means it's almost time to sit around in coffeehouses wearing scarves and discussing "serious" movies as if they were the war in Iraq.

First off, don't panic. Uncle Asylum is here to help you navigate the fall lineup with a little help from our friends at Bullz-Eye. By checking out their lineup and by following our simple tips, you should be able to navigate the movie season without seeing Oliver Stone's latest self-important cinematic gesture.

-- Practice your bootlegging skills. Hey, those movies aren't going to film themselves.

-- Get a flask. When it's starting to get cold out, you can either wear more clothes or chug brandy.

-- Sign up for Slashfilm's filmcasts. If they can't help you figure out the movies, no one can.


Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

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