Good news for all those reality TV stars falling on hard times -- Thrillist has shown us a new website, GreedyPeople.com, which enables folks to pay strangers, or get paid, for performing degrading tasks.

Are you a little bit short on this month's rent? You can fly out to New York and cuss out someone's old boss for $500 plus expenses.

Three degrading tasks on GreedyPeople you might consider doing:

-- For $15, "Yulka" requests "You dance in a bikini with chili spread all over you and have your pet lick it off. Video taped, of course. I just want to see if you'll do it."

-- For $100, "johndoe" would like you to do "various things on my house. You must wear something related to bananas while doing it."

-- For $1, "mookie" wants you to "eat my shorts, you must wear ear muffs."

Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

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