When we were young and playing D&D (that's Dungeons and Dragons for the unwashed masses), we never imagined that nerd culture would reach such extremes as the mainstream: "Lord of the Rings" movies, the whole "Internet" thing and fantasy football.
Yes, fantasy football. No one has ever won a fantasy football league using athletic prowess. Grown men spending hours focused on statistics to see who would win an imaginary, hypothetical football game is, let's face it, kind of dorky.
Dare we say it's debatably in the same realm as makings drawings of girls in metal pasties playing with dragons.
With that in mind, it's nerd on nerd in a masterclash to the death! See our statistics and vote for the winner after the jump.
"Fantasy Football"
Strengths: Football is manly, and fantasy football involves drinking beer and palling around with other men while watching sports.
Weaknesses: Do you really want to get called into to boss's office and dressed down because a game is interfering with your work? You know who else has that problem? People who play "World of Warcraft."
Special Abilities: The ability to make math fun.
Fantasy Babes -- Dragons, Unicorns and Bikinis
Slaying a dragon with a flaming sword while wearing a bikini and riding a unicorn/Pegasus should be an Olympic sport.
Lone Grey Squirrel
Final issue? It's hard to imagine that Dragon magazine could go under. What's next, Time?
Dragon Magazine
This creepy evil elf babe looks like she's either going to kill someone or masturbate.
Daily Revolver
Quick, duck! She can see you!
Apple Blossom Art
It is just us or does that woman seem to be excited by the prospect of getting licked by a devil tongue?
Excessive chrome is a telltale detail common in late 80's nerd porn.
It's amazing that more girls weren't tempted to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Dragon babes in space? Sure, why not.
altavista.org
Fur-lining cleavage keeps breasts just as warm as if they were covered up.
Fortune City
How many times have you been in this situation?
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"Fantasy Babes"
Strengths: Girls in bikinis riding dragons is a sensory overload. Fantasy Babes are so incredibly sexy that they could never be accepted by the mainstream, making it a niche interest you can always keep for yourself.
Weaknesses: As wonderful as they are, pictures of scantily clad Amazons fighting orcs don't really do anything but sit there. Unless you're on acid ...
Special Abilities: The ability to inspire young men to read dozens of 240-page fantasy novels published by TSR.
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