If food is porn for fat people, then the Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest is an all-out orgy. This is the big leagues, where "sumo grillers" square off and the more delicate chefs stay home and cry in their souffles.

In honor of this fine, meat-themed competition, we've decided to present you with the strangest grills conceived by man. Vegetarians may want to turn away.

Bizarre Grills to Cook Your Meat