If food is porn for fat people, then the Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest is an all-out orgy. This is the big leagues, where "sumo grillers" square off and the more delicate chefs stay home and cry in their souffles. In honor of this fine, meat-themed competition, we've decided to present you with the strangest grills conceived by man. Vegetarians may want to turn away.
Bizarre Grills to Cook Your Meat
The Dragon Grill
This grill is THE must have for rich, eccentric meat-loving nerds.
The Meat Train
There's blood on the tracks.
The Baby Carriage Grill
Just don't accidentally put a baby in there.
The Gun Grill
So when the meat is done, does it shoot out the barrel?
The Hampton Grill
Perfect for the man with three hands.
The Car Grill
What is it about an engine that makes guys think, "I would like to eat meat off of that."
The Keg-A-Que
If you are in college, or want to impress a girl who is, you might want to consider the Keg-A-Que.
Kamado
For the man who wants to cook meat in a giant, decorative, clay vase.
The Motor Grill
Lubricate your meat motor with barbecue sauce.
The Redneck Toilet
In the inevitable "Mad Max" future, we'll all eat off of toilet grills.
