Malaysian Man Gets Nut Stuck on Penis

Malaysian doctors had to bust a nut over the weekend -- a nut that was stuck on the penis of a welder who was trying to make his manhood bigger before he got married.

The embarrassed man was admitted to Sultanah Aminah hospital and operated on to remove the nut, which became stuck after he got an erection. He had attached it to his flesh bolt in the hopes that its weight would give him another inch or two. Hospital staff had to drain blood from his engorged member and cut away some skin before the nut could be removed.

Lately, metal-ring-on-penis stories aren't all that uncommon. Just last week, for instance, firefighters cut a steel ring from the johnson of another Malaysian man after doctors were unable to remove it. And who could forget the Hong Kong man who humped a park bench.

Of course, these cautionary tales all support one tried and true maxim: Don't put your schlong where it don't belong.