There's nothing like vacationing in Europe to remind you that for all our similarities, America does certain things a bit differently.

One glaring example is food. Even when strolling around a London grocery, there are certain items that get desperately lost in translation, despite the fact that they are labeled in English. (We can only imagine how difficult it would be for U.S. stores to market spotted dick.)


We recently took a trip to Europe and snapped pictures of a few food products that probably wouldn't make it onto dinner tables in the States.


Strange Euro Foods

    Not only do Brits put "spotted dick" in their mouths, but apparently there's even a market for the pudding of spotted dick.

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    In Europe, you don't have to explain what the food happens to be. It's consistency will do just fine.

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    It sounds like a lyric from "Eat It," but the flavor of this Spanish potato chip translates to "Ham Ham," because one mention of ham wouldn't sound nearly as appealing.

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    A theme entry from Holland. Choco creeps...

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    ... and choco cocks. Once you go chocolate ...

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    Hey, what do you call four loaves of Bimbo bread in a row? A wind tunnel.

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    Mr. T, whose definitive TV program "The A Team" is always showing somewhere in Europe, most likely eats this British yogurt.

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    Making a lot of trips to the head? Maybe it was the Runny Honey.

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    When you're totally baked, there's nothing like high juice to get rid of cottonmouth.

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    We are currently in talks with the US government to create an embargo to keep this product from reaching our shores.

    Colleen Kane, Asylum.com