So-called master builder Ty Pennington might not be able to show you the full realm of possibilities that duct tape offers, but Asylum can.

That's because home makeover shows are too concerned by things like legal liability to offer images of babies and boobs strapped up with that marvelous silver adhesive staple.

(Speaking of liability -- do not repeat or attempt any of these things at home, on the playground, in the 7-Eleven parking lot or anywhere else -- as our lawyers have asked us to beg of you.)

Amazing Uses For Duct Tape

    Babysitter He's got his binky duck with him, so what's the problem?

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    Cargo Strap Yeah, that's gonna hold.

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    Bodysuit "Uh, oh. My balls are starting to itch."

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    Shaming Easily the best drunken shaming picture we've ever seen. May this never happen to you.

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    Buttcrack Cover Not to sound ungrateful because we are definitely grateful, but wouldn't a belt be easier?

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    Bandages Heck, two more passes and you've got the whole face covered. Go for it.

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    Bra If you need help taking that off later, give us a call.

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    Auto repair The black tape around the windows lets you know that this guy has no immediate plans to actually fix his car.

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    Child Silencer This should be legal, not only for your own kids, but any kids at all. Like those on airplanes.

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    Chair Adding duct tape to a cheap plastic chair extends their lifespan from three weeks to five weeks for just pennies a day.

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