Wardrobe malfunctions have famously derailed the efforts of entertainers, but they can also ruin a perfectly good day of theft.

Police in Port St. Lucie, Fla. are looking for a cross-dressing thief who stole the purse of a 74-year-old woman, then lost one of his fake breasts. A witness claims to have seen the purse-snatcher drop a water-filled condom as he ran off, which had been serving as a prosthetic ta-ta. He reportedly fled the scene in a silver car with two other cross-dressers.

The condom is currently being processed by police for fingerprints, but if you're on a Florida highway and come across the mysterious one-boobed man, we encourage you to call authorities immediately.

Question Raised: Do you think these are legitimate cross-dressers or poorly disguised scumbags?