Every man deals with stress differently -- some drain a beer in front of the TV, while others hit the gym. But one Hong Kong television reporter decided to unwind from his taxing job by masturbating naked on top of a double-decker bus.

Chiu Yu kit, a journalist for Asia Television, said he was just trying to "ease his stress" when he boarded the bus, removed his clothes, and began to pleasure himself facing the window while standing on a seat on the top tier of the vehicle. He was arrested when an off-duty police officer jogged by and caught Chiu in the throes of self love.

The high-strung 31-year-old pleaded guilty to one count of indecency in public, but reinforced that he had only gotten handy to release his pent-up stress. Principal magistrate Josiah Lam put Chiu on a one-year good behavior bond and advised him to exercise or talk to others if he wanted to relax.

We'd suggest a nice walk in the park as a way for Chiu to cool off, but we've heard those slutty park benches are awfully tempting in Hong Kong.