There are times when a javelin just won't do.A dismissed assistant high-school football coach in California has been arrested for breaking into his former school with a shot put and trying to set it on fire. Brian Butcher, 34, seems to still be harboring anger over his firing, after allegedly shattering a glass door with the track and field implement, entering the gym and attempting to ignite flammable materials. Fortunately, police apprehended the would-be arsonist before he was able to set Los Gatos High School ablaze.
Defying all logic, Butcher did not appear to be intoxicated at the time of the incident, according to police. He's currently being held pending $30,000 bail on possible charges of burglary, vandalism and attempted arson.
We only wish he'd heeded Asylum's recent advice column, when we explained that it's generally a bad idea to burn bridges by going bat-sh*t crazy at your former place of work.
Well, that's one way to get revenge, here are some others ...
Scorned Women
The old saying is true: it's always the automobiles that suffer the most.
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Just tell your next girlfriend that you parked under a tree where pink flamingos roost.
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Armor All might get that out.
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Oh well, the boat needed a name anyway.
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"Now hold on a damn second," Steven says. "I'm not dirty."
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BMW -- Official Automobile of the Unfaithful.
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If he can afford that car, then he can afford to have it repainted. Then again, if she was worth it, he could always add the word "Yes."
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At this point the "I'm disgusted" part seems a bit redundant, don't you think?
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Ouch.
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And, as a final insult, she clearly picked the worst possible picture of him to use.
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