(Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)

An active sex life is not one of the primary things most men cite when asked to assess their manliness or quality of life.

The Journal of Sexual Medicine interviewed 28,000 men in Europe and the Americas and found, when assessing their own masculinity, that males between the ages of 20 and 75 ranked "honor" and "getting respect from their peers" ahead of having success with the ladies.


The survey also found men rarely make mention of sex when rating their quality of life, instead overwhelmingly citing health, a harmonious family life and being in a good relationship with their partner.

Of course, this whole thing could be a trick to get women in bed.

Meanwhile, these racy ads will probably get the minds of a few men back on sex:


Racy Ads

    Thanks to PETA's efforts, gratuitous celebrity nudity and animal activism now go together like bacon and eggs.

    PETA

    Is this some sort of post-feminist feminism? Exploitation maybe? Or just a nice brassiere-enhanced rack? While gawking, we forgot the questions.

    Wonderbra

    Anyone who spends a lot of time on the Internet knows that when it comes to advertising, American Apparel brought the sexy early and keeps bringing it often. This one features porn star Lauren Phoenix showing Web surfers everywhere the proper way to rock tube socks.

    American Apparel

    Gladly.

    Sexy Advertisements

    JBS has based their whole men's underwear advertising campaign around the concept that men don't want to look at other men in any state of undress. We approve. (Notice there were no Abercrombie & Fitch ads on this list.)

    Adspace

    Due to heavy airbrushing, these rumps are about at as real as the drawn-in butterflies. But wouldn't it be nice?

    Fashion rat

    This promo poster, currently blanketing subway stations and bus stops of major cities everywhere, cheats by bragging about just how racy it is. But it does make you want to check out the show.

    CW

    Controversy-courting Web hosting service Go Daddy lampooned the nipple-gate backlash in this top-heavy Super Bowl spot.

    youtube

    In perhaps the strangest ad to ever titillate, this TV spot for a Canadian convenience store has two scantily clad lesbians making out at the base of a tree. The tree then interrupts their heavy petting, so they call it a pervert, before hacking it with axes until it spews orange juice into a cup. (We can't make this stuff up.)

    liveleak.com

    Tom Ford ads never beat around the bush, so to speak, and the only way this one could be less subtle is if they forgot to add the label.

    Bestrejectedadvirtising.com