You may have heard of him -- he's kind of like a streaker, only he stops and leaves his mark.The famed "Butt Bandit" has been giving the good people of Valentine, Neb., a good look at his hindquarters for over a year now. The man, who strikes on random nights, skips from one business to the next in the town of 2,650, pressing his greasy rear -- sometimes even his groin -- against storefront windows, leaving an imprint. Store owners and church employees have reportedly had to clean petroleum jelly and lotion off of the windows he's smeared with his cheeks. Not surprisingly, residents say they're pretty grossed out when they come upon these spots.
Police Chief Ben McBride calls the case the "weirdest" he's ever seen, but says he's worried about the "next step." After taking a break for many months last year, the Bandit resumed his activities this summer. "People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer." He reportedly imprinted the windows of a hotel during a recent escapade.
We should note that his nickname is a little misleading, as he never steals anything, except the unblemished innocence of the little town of Valentine.
Below are some bandits of the photobombing kind ...
Photobombers: Here Comes Trouble
Soon after his death, George Carlin's ghost began appearing in photos worldwide, spreading his message of love and peace, motherf*&$%ers
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...and sometimes George Carlin's ghost was getting photobombed himself.
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something about drunk guys with silk ties stealing your girlfriend..
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You never forget your first taste of Pabst.
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..your second will send you on a murderous rampage.
Bonnie Biess, Asylum.com
Carlton squealed with delight upon realizing that Sheila was about to honor his drunken request to "show us your t*ts!"
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Here Comes Trouble
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The superfluous 'Wet Willie Attack' bomb.
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You never know where Hall & Oates will show up next.
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Monday 15 September
By ANDYW
HIS BUTT DOES NOT LOOK VERY TIGHT.
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Monday 15 September
By sKI
THE GUILTY ALWAYS GET IT IN THE END!!!lol!!!
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Monday 15 September
By Paul
Remember when stuff like this was viewed as harmless mischief? Now a days, this guy will probably get a criminal conviction and get labeled "sex offender".
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Monday 15 September
By s. perry
N-A-S-T-Y!!!
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Monday 15 September
By Cynthia
Now that's just funny
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Monday 15 September
By smilycat68
The really odd ones are alwayz in the small towns. lol
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Monday 15 September
By Steve
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
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Monday 15 September
By irdragonazz
I think there are klingons around uranus. hahahahhaha
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Monday 15 September
By JAMDOG
THATS TOO FUNNY NO HARM DONE. HOPEFULLY HE WIPES GOOD ( HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL )
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Monday 15 September
By Scott
This idiot will get shot sooner or later.
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Monday 15 September
By NOTHERround
LOL, I must admit, this is a new one on me.
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Monday 15 September
By c dawg
WHITE WHALE!!!!!!
and a white snake
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Monday 15 September
By EEwwww
How about storefronts installing a video camera to catch who this "ass"-h0le is???
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Monday 15 September
By john thomas
I would say this person is proud of his ass, as nasty as it may be, he or she is proud. The problem with our world today is noone is taught or will practice restraint. If you have to ask, "should I or should'nt I" then dont. This might seem funny but this is a person that has problems, deep seated problems, no pun intended.
The townsfolk will be suprised when the mayor is arrested for bootytagging.
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Monday 15 September
By yaaah69
Come on the little town of Valintine must need a laugh or two. No one mentioned how his front parts were on the windows. This was all the rage in the 80's along with guys grabbing other guys and kissing them on the lips and running like hell to get away. Fun people , don't kill him if you catch him just ask him for an autograph-butt-smear. tah
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Monday 15 September
By John Malin
Perhaps they should butt print every man in town and see if the can get a match?
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Monday 15 September
By Butt Head
I know that face !
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Monday 15 September
By Debbie
Whoever is in the pic needs to spend some time working on their gluteus maximus. NASTY!!
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Monday 15 September
By Beach bum
I know that face !!!!
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Monday 15 September
By Ian
THE BUTT BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN. But seriously, it's nice that this guy is bringing a po-dunk town together (like buttcheeks) to bring him down. All I gotta say is I wouldn't want to end up in a jail with the alias "Butt Bandit"...it just might draw a little too much attention in there for my taste.
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