Passed-Out Fans Are the Best Fans

It's blazing hot out, you front-loaded before the game and maybe even sneaked in some booze if you've been reading Asylum lately. Now you face your biggest challenge as a fan: not passing out in your seat and making a fool of yourself like the poor bastard in this video.

Tasty Booze has the full story plus some commentary for those of you who like to torture the public drunk.

Asylum's recommendations for the best places to pass out:

-- On a train. Passing out on a train is like time traveling, because when you wake up you'll have no idea where you are or what time it is. You also probably won't have a wallet anymore. Fun!

-- At Thanksgiving. Perhaps the one family function where it is universally acceptable to pass out. Take a page from your dad's playbook and blame it on the turkey.

-- At Church. It's God by osmosis.

Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

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