There are a few subjects for which we can't help but offer our expertise when they are brought up at dinner parties. They are, in order: edible album covers, narwhals and French models. For some reason French models always seem to get the best response from our guests. Perhaps it's because we usually mention the absolutely stunning Noémie Lenoir before backing up our insights with the numerous photographs of the Versailles-born beauty that we always keep in our blazer pocket.
So on this, Noemie's 29th birthday, we'd like to publicly reveal our feelings for the L'Oreal and Victoria's Secret model, as well as invite her to our next soiree. We promise it won't get weird (unless you want it to).
Noemie Lenoir - Todays Crush
wearing Swarovski embellished garments at the 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion show in Hollywood, California.
John Shearer, WireImage.com
in "Rush Hour 3."
Glen Wilson, New Line / WireImage
attending the 2008 Cannes Film Festival Jay-Z afterparty.
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modeling for a Victoria's Secret fashion show.
John Shearer, WireImage.com
in "Rush Hour 3."
Glen Wilson, New Line / WireImage
attending the 2007 Cannes Film Festival.
Jean Baptiste Lacroix, WireImage
attending the 2006 Cannes Film Festival.
Tony Barson, WireImage.com
with actress Kerry Washington at the "Synecdoche, New York" premiere at the Palais des Festival.
Tony Barson, WireImage.com
in "After The Sunset."
Glen Wilson, New Line / WireImage
posing at the Martinez Hotel during the 61st International Cannes Film Festival.
Jean Baptiste Lacroix, WireImage.com
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Saturday 20 September
By me
yuk!!!!!! She's U G L Y.
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Saturday 20 September
By georgia
strange...
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Saturday 20 September
By notafan
I remember Noemie in "Rush Hour 3", but I would've NEVER guessed her being French. I thought she was "mixed", some of her pix she looks like a light skinned African-American. Or maybe it's that fake n' bake orange tan she has sprayed all over her..yuck!She has big nostrils too, lol!
I don't think she's very attractive, but not ugly either, just not like, "Oh wow, she's hot I wish I looked like her", factor. I've seen better.
Jess Alba and Megan Fox are way prettier than her, hands down.
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Saturday 20 September
By moe9
notafan says "I would've NEVER guessed her being French. I thought she was "mixed", some of her pix she looks like a light skinned African-American"
******************************************************************* Duh, there have been people with African ancestry in Europe before the middle ages. The Europeans had slaves, too. And no one is willing to acknowledge that the term "Black Irish" refers to more than the result of intermingling with invading Mediterraneans in the UK centuries ago. And don't forget Hannibal...
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Saturday 20 September
By T.
French physique,
French lips,
French, almond, eyes,
in an azure color.
Stunningly Beautiful.
Bet, when she speaks, in that romantic french accent,
men go blind :))
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Saturday 20 September
By june
i don't think she is that hot,,
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Saturday 20 September
By megan
ROTFL walk down your street and try to find someone like her. i wonder what ugly mothers you people find attractive. seriously get your eyes checked, im a girl and i think she's beautiful.
they should've made her one of the angels in victoria's secret.
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Sunday 21 September
By FreedomFried
aw shucks damn darn gosh she may be nice looking arg arg but garshdarmmit she's french. i can't have it!. she is probably too kinky.
Naw, naw, a diaper wearing grandPow like myself, like me John Mcvain I mean aw John Mcbane i mean whatever it don't matter as long as the filty rich oil companies get richer, the middle class takes it up the butt and i get to have sex with sarah palin and my wife on the side cindy.
freedom fries for me yup, no french fries. I just need to remember what that nuclear code is so i can start wars america don't need to be in, gosh, darn it gosh.
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Monday 29 September
By bates
She’s soooooooo freging good looking and she’s married to an ugly guy.
I am so glad that women dont judge men by the same standard by which men judge women.
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Tuesday 30 September
By bates
She is mixed. Her mother is from an African island near Madagascar and she was born and raised in France. If people in France use lables like we do here in America insted of being
Afro-Amercian if she was from Amercia she is Afro-French because shes from France. All that being said OMG!!! She is Sooooooooooo Freaging Good Looking.
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