We're absolutely making life difficult here and refuse to apologize. It's a question for the ages -- would you hit the rug with Isabeli Fontana, Brazilian supermodel and Gearcrave girl, or would you mix it up with the Mobile Bar?Mobile Bar
Pro: It sets up in five minutes, so at $2,000, it will pay for itself quickly.
Con: Your friends will constantly beg to borrow it.
Pro: When you invite ladies back to your place for a nightcap, they'll see you don't mess around.
Con: The more you need this, the more you may be an alcoholic.
Isabeli
Pro: Since she's one of the top 20 highest paid models in the world, you won't feel guilty letting her pay for dinner.
Con: She started modeling at 13, so her posture will put you to shame.
Pro: Did we mention she's Brazilian?
Con: She sometimes goes by the single name "Isabeli," which is annoyingly Sting-like.



























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Saturday 27 September
By Bubba
I want them both, or a pair of each!!!
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Tuesday 30 September
By hank
You can't f**k a bar, but you can f**k on a bar!! EEEHHHAAWWW!!!
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Wednesday 01 October
By Austin
Ha! everyone wants the chick. This is my reason, you don't need a mobile bar to impress a girl, you are still required to buy the drinks for the mobile bar, if alot of time spent working with the mobile bar, then you will most likely drink those drinks and thus become an alcoholic.
Tuesday 07 October
By lindani
life is short do it all while it permits
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Tuesday 30 September
By Richard Gioimo
You can't get the mobile bar won't give you AID
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Wednesday 01 October
By taz
No comments
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Saturday 04 October
By anas
id rathe be at the bar if that isabeli like my fucking GF ,last time we had sex 3 weeks ago and shes only 22! what i can do when shes 40?
Saturday 04 October
By anas
id rather be at the bar if that isabeli like me GF
last time we had sex 3 weeks ago! and shes only 22 ,i wonder what can i do when shes 40 :(
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Wednesday 08 October
By John C. Billingsley, Jr.
I voted for the Bar because it keeps giving you pleasure until it runs out then you refill it, whereas with the Model, you keep pleasing her with expensive things and may never get pleasure from it and then she run's out!
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Wednesday 08 October
By tooltym
What bar?
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Wednesday 08 October
By ken
anyone who picked the bar is gay
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Wednesday 08 October
By Greezer
Anyone who would not choose that beautiful woman must be gay or impotant.... Booze or Broad...no contest...ladies win everytime.
And by the way ANAS, when your girlfriend is 40, you won't be able to keep up with her..she will be in her sexual prime.
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Wednesday 08 October
By EARLMARSHALL
11% voted for the BAR???? This is surely a sign of the apocolypse!
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Wednesday 08 October
By Sermper Fi
Mother of all things big and small, how could anyone think about drinking when she is around!!!
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Wednesday 05 November
By SteevieSteelz
Put him in the picture and I'll buy the bar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zcE1q4J7PQ
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