If you're like us, you probably live in constant fear that you'll be the guy alone at the end of the bar after work -- or worse, miss the 5 'o clock pour completely.

We're here to help. Snag our new Happy Hour Hero widget, which delivers a daily fact to help you start a conversation at the bar, turning you into the Happy Hour Hero. We've also included a happy hour countdown clock and ported feeds from our gear, humor, weird news and other article categories so that you can take your favorite parts of Asylum with you.

You can plant the widget on your desktop, MySpace page, Facebook profile, blog or almost anywhere on the Web. It's like an Asylum drive-thru -- take it to go.