Look, some cartoons are hot -- we can't say we've never noticed the appeal of the sultry Jessica Rabbit or scoped the seashells on merbabe Ariel. But when it comes to harboring sexual feelings for cartoons like Sonic the Hedgehog or Pikachu, you've lost us entirely.
Not only are these sort of fetishists identified as "toonophiles" for being hot for such cuddly video game creatures, they also want to make it official. Toonophile Planet offers marriage certificates (assuming your furry fiance is not already taken by another member). It's not all cartoon hearts and flowers -- forum members get into graphic discussions of what explicit sex acts they'd like to engage in with their animated crushes from Yoshi to Bomberman. Yet another site, ToonsPortal, features obscene images and videos of the characters of your once-innocent cartoon favorites. (You'll never look at "The Flintstones" the same way once you've seen Barney and Betty Rubble engaged in a 69.)
But can racy drawings or explicit fantasies about fictional animated characters really be considered porn? Since 76 percent of you told us that balloon fetishes are NOT porn last time, we turn again to you for the final word on toonophilia.
Below are some cartoons we think could be played by some sexy live-action ladies.
Hot Cartoons and the Women Who Would Play Them
Cheetara / Uma Thurman
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Ariel / Lindsay Lohan
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Betty Boop / Christina Aguilera
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Valerie Brown of Josie and the Pussycats / Rihanna
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Snow White / Rachel McAdams
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Tinker Bell / Hillary Duff
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Wonder Woman / Catherine Zeta-Jones
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She-Ra / Jessica Biel
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Belle / Emmy Rossum
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Smurfette / Hayden Panettiere
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Wednesday 01 October
By Alek
Are you kidding? If you're masterbating to it, it's porn. You get the sick kids who are obsessed with anime looking at this stuff because they are so obssessed with it, it becomes their world and the "real stuff" isn't as good because people can do more on paper then in bed.
Personally, "toonophiles" should be illegal if the cartoon isn't 18 years old and it should be discouraged no matter how old it is. The poll result on this question shows what kind of audience this website has.
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Friday 10 October
By KH
I find this quite amusing, and I am rather surprised how often people look at cartoon porn.
A couple weeks ago, I wrote a post for my blog, The Hooters Girl, referencing a girl that I had previously worked with. Due to this girl's uncanny resemblance to Velma Dinkley, of Scooby-Doo, I decided to call her Velma in my blog.
Within a matter of days, a tracker attached to my blog began showing a lot of hits from a Google search. The search phrase? "Velma Dinkley in a bikini."
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Tuesday 14 October
By Weavis
I agree with all your choices...except that the picture you have of Wonder Woman is already being played by hottie Linda Carter. Just an oversight I'm sure!!
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