Playboy Searching for MBAs, DDs

People who seem to know things keep saying the economy is in shambles. Thankfully, Playboy is here to ease the hurt with its own form of "economic stimulus."

Hef and friends are seeking around twenty models for "The Women of Wall Street," reprising a feature that ran in the magazine twenty years ago.

Women who can prove that they work in finance and are of legal can-flashing age are invited to step out of their power suits for cash and airbrushed immortality.

Nothing says "I graduated top in my class from Wharton" like marabou panties, but to the women in finance who are concerned for their professional reputations, don't forget Playboy's last on-the-job spread, Girls of the Olive Garden. They were willing to risk that sweet employee discount on unlimited bread sticks, so you MBAs can certainly gamble on your already tenuous job security. It's not like you have a pension to lose.