We're not saying we're tough, or that we could have done any better, but getting knocked out in a professional match should probably take at least a few rounds. We guess that being a bouncer for porno movie shoots and beating dudes up in your backyard doesn't prepare you to be a professional UFC bruiser. Who knew? We're just glad there's video so we'll never forget.



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    STUDIO CITY, CA - MAY 19: MMA fighter Kimbo Slice bicep is seen at CBS's "Elite XC Saturday Night Fights" Press Conference at CBS Radford Studios on May 19, 2008 in Studio City, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

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    STUDIO CITY, CA - MAY 19: MMA fighter Kimbo Slice attends CBS's "Elite XC Saturday Night Fights" Press Conference at CBS Radford Studios on May 19, 2008 in Studio City, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

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    STUDIO CITY, CA - MAY 19: MMA fighter Kimbo Slice attends CBS's "Elite XC Saturday Night Fights" Press Conference at CBS Radford Studios on May 19, 2008 in Studio City, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

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    STUDIO CITY, CA - MAY 19: MMA fighter Kimbo Slice attends CBS's "Elite XC Saturday Night Fights" Press Conference at CBS Radford Studios on May 19, 2008 in Studio City, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

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    STUDIO CITY, CA - MAY 19: MMA fighter Kimbo Slice attends CBS's "Elite XC Saturday Night Fights" Press Conference at CBS Radford Studios on May 19, 2008 in Studio City, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

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    Kimbo Slice, right, throws a punch at James Thompson of Manchester, England during the second round of their EliteXC heavyweight bout at the Prudential Center in Newark, N.J. Saturday, May 31, 2008. Slice won in the third round on a TKO. (AP Photo/Rich Schultz)

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