
Cat Food Sandwich
To begin our selection of dastardly reader submissions, Asylum reader Chuck wrote:
I had a co-worker back in the early '80s that insisted on eating my lunch from the fridge in our lunchroom. I had warned him on many occasions but he would laugh it off or deny it. I had my wife buy a can of tuna cat food and mix it up as she would real tuna, and sure enough he took the 'bait.' He $hit himself at work later that afternoon and went home. Needless to say, problem solved!


























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Wednesday 08 October
By gmartin997
Obviously there was more than cat food in the sandwich. Some kind of laxative, perhaps? We're not being told the complete truth here. LOL
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Wednesday 08 October
By nadiarocks09
Oh thats cruel...and funny!!!!
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Wednesday 08 October
By Carrie
YES!! I needed these ideas for april fools day!! THANK YOU!! and for those who dont like pranks and jokes, you suck! lifes too short! Learn to laugh.. and last of all.. NEVER take life seriously! No one ever gets out alive anyways so might as well enjoy what we're given!!
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Wednesday 08 October
By Don
Office pranks will forever be there and I've done my share, but know when you getting close to "crossing the line".
I believe it's Chicago that found itself a while back on the losing end of a $1 mil + lawsuit after a firefighter found that his friends at the firehouse had been substituing dog food for meat sauce in either his spagetti, or chili. Apparently he frequently referred to himself as "the Big Dog", so that took him at his word!
Also some the pranks are acutally criminal offenses in certain states, i.e., laxative mixed chocolate in candy, cookies, or the like.
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Wednesday 08 October
By LARRY
Years ago when I was working in the GM Truck plant in Flint Mi. a Foreman was always getting into the one guys lunch and getting the guys cookies. The guy got tired of it one day. His wife made some special cookies. She used exlax for the chips, not sure what else. The foreman never touch anyone lunch again after that. Was afraid to even take any offered cookies. Chocolatechip was his favorite kind.
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Wednesday 08 October
By phoenixhielo
Here's one for you.
Get some loose change and superglue them to under desks, chairs, monitors, ceilings, and shelves so they look like metallic stalactites. Try putting four or five quarters to a single suspended mass. Pennies are cheaper and lighter, though. It will be hard for them to remove them, even harder if they are on the ceiling tiles. Crazy glue dries in seconds. Lasts forever. Penny for your thoughts?
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Wednesday 08 October
By sunny
Hey..some cat food is pretty darn tasty and it sure won't kill you!
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Friday 10 October
By Dawn
We where always goofing around in our small building,the Big Guys where in another building next to us,so they had to walk over whenever they wanted something ,so one day I took a quarter and super glued it to the floor,and we all watched to see how many people would try and pick it up.We laughed our butts off !
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